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Masters champ Watson part of latest 'Golf Boys' video
The Golf Boys -- reigning Masters champion Bubba Watson, Hunter Mahan, Rickie Fowler and Ben Crane -- have unveiled their second viral video after the popularity of "Oh Oh Oh" that launched in 2010 just before the U.S. Open.
There is a lot more to this one lyrically, though you can bet there won't be any Grammy's on the horizon for the PGA Tour pros.
You should check out the video for yourself if you have the stomach for it. But here's a taste of the lyrics that incorporate (often painfully) many of their touring compadres.
Yes, I did transcribe this myself. It was painful.
GOLF BOYS 2.0H
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Golf Boys main
2,000-triziteen (Trizi-TEEN!)
Ben Crane
We runnin’ this short game
C-mon!
25 inches
on my golf cart rims
Going Bubba long
better watch out kids
Hitting so far
comin’ out of my shoes
Ain’t afraid to cry
Boo-hoo hooty hoooo!
Oh how the birdies
love me, love me, love me
Almonds in my bag
‘Cuz they’re yummy to my tummy
Pictures in my back swing
baby that ain’t funny
Got my SPF on
'Cuz it’s sunny, sunny, sunny
We’re going flat bills
We’re going flat bills
Rickie Fowler-to-Fowler-to-Fowler flat bills
We’re going button up
We’re going button up
Bubba-to-Bubba-to-Bubba button up
We’re going Mahan
We’re going Mahan
Grizzly wicked like a mountain man
We’re going insane
We’re going Ben Crane
Cuh-caw, cuh-caw -- golf boys main
Cuh-caw, cuh-caw -- golf boys main
Ha-ha ha-ha!
Got some hot wings at Stuart Appleby’s
Oh I want to win so Aaron Baddeley
My ball hit the trees and it bounced on the green
Man he got off so Adam Scott free
Caught a Tiger by his tail for the Bo Van Pelt
Made a shirt from the fur because I like the way it felt
Rain delay now they sound the alarm
You couldn’t hit the side of a Ricky Barnes
I like olives in my Rory Sabbatini
One time I got asked to play in a bikini
They said it was for a really good cause
I thought about it then I said Kevin ... NA!
Stewy stewy Cink
Stewy stewy Cink
I got a drippy faucet on my Stewy stewy Cink
I took a va-cay to Sang Moon Bae
I got a massage every single Jason Day
Messin’ with me you must be cruisin’ for a bruisin’
Don’t let me catch you Louis Oost-snoozin’
We’re going flat bills
We’re going flat bills
Rickie Fowler-to-Fowler-to-Fowler flat bills
We’re going button up
We’re going button up
Bubba-to-Bubba-to-Bubba button up
We’re going Mahan
We’re going Mahan
Grizzly wicked like a mountain man
We’re going insane
We’re going Ben Crane
Cuh-caw, cuh-caw -- golf boys main
Cuh-caw, cuh-caw -- golf boys main
Ha-ha ha-ha!
Now that just happened
Cuh-caw, cuh-caw
Do you feel that?
Cuh-caw, cuh-caw
Til next time
I’m the now in the middle of the now
Tweet it. You’re welcome
Golf Boys 2.Oh